Wednesday, March 5, 2008

TOP 8 GIRLS (Week 3)

Rank these chicks 1-8 giving 8 points to the person you think is MOST likely to be voted out on Thursday.

Unfortunately we had to say goodbye to Alaina and Alexandrea. The good news is that they were voted out in alphabetical order of first names. That means that Amanda and Asia'h could be gone this week and Syesha is going to win it all. You heard it here first, folks. Strangely enough, I have found myself singing Alexandrea's version of that Chicago song at random times throughout the past week. "Ooooooh baby please don't go." Absence really does make the heart grow fonder. Did you see Archie crying when she sang her goodbye performance? That can only mean one thing - she must be one of his wives.

As for Alaina, it was quite a surprise to see her get voted off. You could tell that Kady totally thought she was going to be the one to go - and I actually gained some respect for Ms. Malloy after watching her reaction. She was kind of protecting Alaina with her posture and acted like it it should have been her instead of Alaina. The truth is that blonde girls are a dime a dozen this year. Why not ditch the underage one for the goody-two-shoes, the cage fighter and the manipulative pouter?

AMANDA OVERTHETOP
"Black Velvet" - Alannah Miles

It took quite a while to purge the images of last week's performance from my mind. It took me a little longer to find those same pants she wore in my size on eBay. I can't wait to dress up for church this Sunday. Amanda has officially reached wild card status. I have no clue what is going to happen with her.

A SHEEP PERSON
"Let's Hear It For The Boy" - Deniece Williams
Asia'h was sporting some long hair last week. Now, isn't it a bit sexist for people to get all bothered about Robbie's wig and then not say anything about Asia'h's extensions? Nevermind that. Did you just see how awkward it was to type a possessive apostrophe behind Asia'h's name? Wait - there it is again. I feel like something is wrong.

BROKE RIGHT
"Eternal Flame" - Bangles
Brooke did OK last week. I mean, the judges liked her. Mrs. Commissioner liked her. It looked like Brooke liked herself as well. I thought it sounded fine but I still just can't get past the overall look of the performance. You know how Phil Stacey sang well but was hard to watch? That is how I feel with Brooke - but I don't think she is as good of a singer. She is a pretty lady and all (much prettier than Phil - even when he is wearing mascara) but something just isn't adding up for me. I am happy for her each week she makes it through, but I don't think she is strong enough to last too much longer.

CARL EASE MYTH SUN
"Pride (In The Name of Love)" - U2
Carly keeps doing "well". Some people still say she is the front runner for the girls. I just don't see it. She does have a great voice, not perfect but great. The problem is that Kady Malloy seems more endearing to me. That is saying a lot. So here is my advice for you, Carly. Give us something to gravitate to. Give us a vulnerable performance. Oh - and one more thing - please don't bounce while you are singing like you did last week. Geez!

KADY ANNOY
"Foolish Beat" - Debbie Gibson
I don't know what to say. Kady was pretty much at the bottom of everyone's list last week but she still made it through - kind of like Luke Menard. The same kind of thing happened last year. Haley Scarnato and Sanjaya were at the bottom of most rankings every week from the top 20 to the final 8. Somehow they made it through. Hopefully Kady and Luke will not be so lucky.

KISS THE COOK

"Heaven Is A Place On Earth" - Belinda Carlisle
Does anybody remember any of the songs Kristy has performed except for Amazing Grace? I certainly don't. I am beginning to understand what is wrong with the Country music industry. They sign girls who aren't that great just because they look alright and wear tight jeans. I have yet to see any bit of star quality in Kristy.

REBEL YELL MALUBAY
"I Heard A Rumor" - Bananarama
People seem to be really high on Ramiele because she is pretty, nice and has a decent voice. I don't think America's love affair with this 4 foot tall singer will go the distance. She is never the worst, but never the favorite. That should get her at least to the Final 8 though.

SYEESH AVACADO
"Open Arms" - Journey
Last week she said that America would probably be surprised to know that she was in commercials. One thing Syesha overlooked was the fact that Americans read this awesome blog. We knew about the commercials weeks ago. All this girl has to do is pick the right song to sing powerfully and she could be holding the girl's competition by the Overmyers. I'm just not sure that she has it in her.

17 comments:

IDOL said...

Team Hasselhoff posted this last night in the boys section. I am guessing Mrs. Hoff posted because surely Mr. Hoff knows that KIT car is actually spelled KITT.
It stands for Knight Industries Two Thousand. I guess we will accept the picks anyways.

FROM TEAM HASSELHOFF ...

Hey! We are going to leave our girl pics here because we will be traveling all day tomorrow in KIT, and his supersonic internet uplink has been working on and off... the Hoffs

8 Kady (pleeeeeeeeeease!)
7 Amanda
6 Kristy Lee
5 Brooke
4 Carly
3 Ramiele
2 Syesha
1 Asaia'h

Julie Adkison said...

8. Kady Malloy
7. Brooke White
6. Amanda Overmyer
5. Kristy Lee Cook
4. Ramiele Malubay
3. Asia'h Epperson
2. Syesha Mercado
1. Carly Smithson

Thaddeus Glapp said...

8-Kady
7-Kristy
6-Amanda
5-Brooke
4-Asia'h
3-Ramiele
2-Syesha
1-Carly

Bessie Moo said...

8- Amanda
7- Brooke
6- Kristy
5- Kady
4- Asai'h
3- Ramiele
2- Syesha
1- Carly

Whatever. The girls totally bore me, as usual.

;-P

Team Shivers said...

8. Kady
7. Amanda
6. Brooke
5. Kristy
4. Asai'h
3. Syesha
2. Ramiele
1. Carly

R R said...

8. Kady Malloy
7. Amanda Overmyer
6. Brooke White
5. Kristy Lee Cook
4. Asia'h Epperson
3. Ramiele Malubay
2. Carly Smithson
1.Syesha Mercado

profB said...

Maybe David Hernandez should'a sang Tainted Love? Or a song about lap dances--can't think of one off hand. I agree with Team35--he gon' home. Paula made even less sense than ever last night, which is saying something. Geez.

Tha girlz:
8. Kady the Princess (makes pouty face)
7. Amanda (man, I'd pay not to have to hear or see her again!)
6. Ramiele [borderline horrible last week--she's not as good as I thought she was]
5. Kristy [the best of the triplets]
4. Carly [still overrated]
3. Brooke (of the good ones, she's still one bad/off perf. away from going home)
2. Asia'h [really good--and Commish shouldn't be hatin' on extentions . . . and yeah, it is different than a guy wearing a [hideous] wig.]
1. Syesha [tha best, says tha prof]

Thong Song! If D-Hern's back next week, he's gotta sing Thong Song. It fits the '90s week, too. Man, I hope they don't do '90s week.

Having put off grading as long as I can, I bid you pleasant watching--

tha prof

The Indiananans said...

8-Amanda
7-Kady
6-Kristy
5-Asia'h
4-Brooke
3-Ramiele
2-Syeesha
1-Carly

Seacrest Out! said...

Bye Bye Amanda...not so sure if it will be Kristy or Kady.


8-Amanda
7-Kady
6-Kristy
5-Brooke
4-Asia'h
3-Ramiele
2-Carly
1-Syeesha

Julie Adkison said...

Mr. SimonSays wanted me to post and say that he felt like tearing Paula's face off and feeding it to the lions last night. He agrees with Prof that she made even less sense than usual. He kept looking at me shaking his head and rolling his eyes - like it was MY fault! Ain't nobody MAKING him watch..........right??

The PaulaTics said...

8. Kady
7. kristy Lee Cook
6. Amanda
5. Brooke
4. Remi
3. Asia'h
2. Carly
1. Syesha

Melissa Broadwell said...

8. Kady
7. Kristy Lee Cook
6. Amanda
5.Asia'h
4. Brooke
3. Ramiele
2. Carly
1. Syesha

The Dahlgrens said...

8. Kady
7. Amanda
6. Ramielle
5. Brooke
4. Kristy
3. Syesha
2. Carly
1. Asia'h

Unknown said...

8 Kady
7 Amanda
6 Kristy
5 Brooke
4 Ramiele
3 Carly
2 Asia'h
1 Syesha

TJ Smith said...

8. Amanda
7. Kristy
6. Kady
5. Brooke
4. Asia'h
3. Syesha
2. Ramielle
1. Carly

PS: Glad you were wrong about our boy Jason!

Anonymous said...

8. Amanda Overmyer
7. Kady Malloy
6. Brooke White
5. Carly Smithson – (A great voice? Really? I’d rather have a chopstick repeatedly jammed in my ear by a Leprechaun than listen to this girl sing. MCA Records already learned this the hard way.)
4. Ramiele Malubay
3. Kristy Lee Cook
2. Asia'h Epperson
1. Syesha Mercado

Zebra Fight said...

AAGh! Late, but I'm not watching. The first singer ain't even done sang yet.

8. Amanda Overthetop
7. Kady Annoy
6. Kiss the Cook
5. A Sheep Person
4. Rebel Yell Malubay
3. Carly's Myth Sun
2. Brooke White
1. Syesha Avocado