Sunday, March 30, 2008

American Idol EXPOSED!!!

For part of my normal research - I visit VoteForTheWorst.com
On that site, I found a link to this site that is finally exposing American Idol for the "fraud" that it is. It focuses much of the attention on the Songwriting Contest from last year. They contend that the American Idol producers aren't being totally honest when they call it an "amateur" competition and submitted the following information as proof ...

"Remember that that the songwriting contest, according to the shows producer Simon Fuller, was meant for amateur songwriters.

Ok, lets examine American Idol Songwriting Contest Champ Scott Krippayne’s true bio.
At Walmart.com, you can buy Scott’s 2005 "Gentle Revolution" CD for the low price of only $12.88. I’ve been to Walmart and looked, there isn’t an amateur CD section, but there is a Scott Krippayne section.

So much for searching for a great undiscovered songwriting talent.

And if you visit the U.S. copyright website, a quick search shows Scott Krippayne has written songs for several christian artist like Jaci Velasquez, Rebecca Saint James, Kathy Troccoli, Point of Grace and more.

And if you check out Scott’s Purplehonda myspace page, Scott says he has written 14 number 1 hits and 20 top 10 hits for artist like John Tesh, Ronan Tynan, Saddi Patty and more.

F.Y.I. Scott Krippayne also wrote the title track "Wonderful Crazy" for American Idol Juniors finalist Katelyn Tarver’s 2005 debut CD.

So much for having an untapped songwriter. He seems fairly tapped to me.

Scott Krippayne has written with Andy Marvel.
Ok, we know what your thinking, who’s Andy Marvel?
Well Andy Marvel is one of the songwriter’s on Jordin Sparks 2003 "For Now" Demo CD.

And then there’s Matthew Ward.
Both Matthew Ward and Scott Krippayne get credit for solo’s on "The Heart of a Martyr" Celtic Cry CD.
Matthew Ward produced American Idol winner Jordin Sparks 2003 "For Now" demo CD.
Scott also has written with Jorge Corante.
Jorge was the producer on Paula Abdul’s "SpellBound" CD."

Man - that is pretty convincing stuff. I mean, how can you be considered amateur when you have penned songs for the greatest band of all time (POG)? I am so confused right now that I don't know what to say. This Scott Krippayne guy, whoever he is, should be ashamed of himself.


P.S. Does anyone want to write with me for this year's songwriting contest? Here are some titles I am working on ...

That Was My Then
On Cloud Nine
On Top Of The World
On Top of Cloud Nine
On Drugs
You Wish You Were Me
I Am Awesomer
This Magical, Mystical, Musical Moment
Look At Me Now Dad Who Always Tells Me What To Do
Right Where My Parents Dreamed I Would Be
Singin' Thru Your TV
I Am Having My Cake and Eating It Too
Follow Your Dreams, You Can Do It Even Though Tens Of Thousands Of Other People Couldn't Make It This Far
Simon Likes Me
and
Steel Bars

There are at least a few hits in there somewhere. I now challenge the rest of you to submit your fabulous song titles. Maybe we will just write the song here as a group.

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TJ Smith said...

Here’s a few options with a few of the contestants in mind and a few generic ones as well.

Couldn’t decide between, “Hello? Uh Uh, I’m The Winner, I Ain’t The Baby Daddy” or “Don’t Be Callin Me Now, I Ain’t The Baby Daddy”.

“Oh, Say Can You See That I’m Better Than Chris Daughtry?”

“Hallelujah! I Did This Without Drugs!”

“Dad, I Don’t’ Care What You Say Anymore This Is My Life!”

“Oh! What A Feelin! I’m Shiny And New, Like A Brand New Pair Of Earrings”

“Let’s hear it for Myself”

“Take that Simon! I Knew I was Better Than Someone Busking Outside A Subway Station”

“Rock the Castro”

“I Can Only Imagine….How Much Money I’ll Make”

“Now I’m Gonna Sing Like There’s No Tomorrow”

R R said...

i'm sorry....Who is Scott Kripaine?
Are we supposed to know who that is?

profB said...

Yeah--all of my hopes and dreams have been dashed. I feel so cheated . . . so lied to. And all thanks to that Cripane guy.

To two of the anonymous members of our little clique: I think "Call In Drunk" would be great for this year's song competition.

My own entry: 'Can I Get A What-What?!?' I don't have it finished yet but most of the lyrics just repeat that question. Kind of minimalist, yet hyped up.

Julie Adkison said...

Prof B - I love you for believing in that song! Maybe we should pitch it for Paula's next one??

Some more ideas:

I Think I'm Gonna Call In Cocky (If Dave Cook wins)
I Think I'm Gonna Call In Boring (would've been Chikeze's)
I Think I'm Gonna Call in the Closet (Noriega)
I Think I'm Gonna Call in a Hot Australian Accent (Michael Johns)
I Think I'm Gonna Call In Wholesome (when Archie wins)
You get the idea.........

Thanks for this shocking expose', Commissioner! Personally, I wish this guy all the luck in the world breaking into the business.

:)

profB said...

I believe it because I live it. Or would like to.

Leftcoaster said...

i've heard that krippaehne (not many people know the REAL spelling) used to drink with Cobain in college... and the names almost rhyme. conspiracy.

my entry this year: "19 owns me"