Monday, March 17, 2008

FINAL 11 - PP Picks

I read something last week saying that David Archuleta threw his performance last week so that he could ditch the "frontrunner" spot and fall back in with the rest of the contestants. Of course that is ridiculous, but why don't we just pretend that it is true - and that this competition is the most important thing in the world.

What we do know is that nothing in this world of American Idol is certain. Just when you think Chikezie might be on his way out, he jumps around so much that everyone was talking about how great he was. Just when you think Archie has it locked up - he sucks big time. Just when you think that a male stripper would be voted off, he gets voted off. I don't know what to think.

With that in mind, let us make our Pre-Performance Picks for the final eleven. Rank the following contestants 1-11, giving 11 points to the contestant you think is MOST likely to be voted out.

I don't have time for comments, so I will just supply you with each contestant's quote from their high school yearbook.

AMANDA OVERMYER
"Leave me the F*&# alone." (with a raspy voice)




MICHAEL JOHNS
"I love Kangaroos."





BROOKE WHITE
"True love waits!!!!"





JASON CASTRO
"Whatever man ... I mean, I don't know what to say ... I guess stay true to ... man, I have the munchies."


CARLY SMITHSON
"Sorry I can't be there for graduation. I have gone to the states to make a record for a big label and I am going to sell millions of them and be famous and marry a nice, clean-cut American boy. Mark my words."

KRISTY LEE COOK
"We'll put a boot in your ass - its the American Way." - Toby Keith



DAVID COOK
"Someday I will grow an awesome soul patch."




RAMIELE MALUBAY
"Damitan mo man ang matsing, matsing pa rin."
(A monkey dressed up is still a monkey.)


DAVID ARCHULETA
"I have no time for high school. My days are too full of appearances and performances my dad has scheduled for me."


SYESHA MERCADO
"De-Wayne ... find me a big, beautiful shell."




CHIKEZIE EZE
"One day Ryan Seacrest will wipe the sweat off my head with his own hands."

26 comments:

Thaddeus Glapp said...

11-Chikezie
10-Kristy Lee Cook
9-Ramiele Malubay
8-Syesha Mercado
7-Amanda Overmeyer
6-Jason Castro
5-Brooke White
4-Carly Smithson
3-David Archuleta
2-Michael Johns
1-David Cook

Rachel Lehman said...
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Amightywin! said...
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Amightywin! said...

11- Christy
10- Chikezie
9- Ramiele
8- Syesha
7- Amanda
6- Carly
5- Michael
4- Jason
3- David
2- Brooke
1- David

Unknown said...

11 Kristy Lee
10 Ramiele
9 Amanda
8 Chikezie
7 Syesha
6 Carly
5 Jason
4 Brooke
3 David Cook
2 Michael Johns
1 David Archuleta

profB said...

11- Kristy Lee- get thee gone!
10- Ramiele- get ready 'cause you're next
9- Chikezie- can he pull it out two weeks in a row?
8- Amanda ('cause I'm scared she'll come find me if I rank her lower)
7- Carly still bores the hell outta me
6- Syesha
5- Michael Johns
4- Jason C
3- Brooke
2- David Cook
1- Archuleta (bet his dad gave him a whippin' after last week!)

Seacrest Out! said...

11- Chikezie
10- Kristie Lee
9- Ramiele Malubay
8- Amanda Overmyer
7- Jason Castro
6- Carly Smithson
5- Brooke White
4- Syesha Mercado
3- David Cook
2- Michael Johns
1- David Archuleta

R R said...

11 Kristy Lee Cook
10 Ramiele Malubay
9 Chikezie Whatever his name is
8 Amanda Over Her
7 Syesha Mercado
6 Jason Castro
5 Carly Smithson
4 Brooke White As Hell
3 David Cook
2 David Archuleta
1 Michael Johns

The Dahlgrens said...

11. Ramielle
10. Kristy
9. Syesha
8. Amanda
7. chickeze
6. Michael
5. Carly
4. Jason
3. Brooke
2. David C
1. David A

Julie Adkison said...

11 - Kristy Lee Cook - Oregon is country too
10 - Ramiel - wherefor out thou
9 - Chikeze - jump around, jump around, jump up, jump up, and get down
8 - Syesha - no words for her
7 - Amanda - Overmy-er dead body (is that a Foxworthy redneck joke yet...it should be)
6 - Jason (I have nothing to say...look into my blue eyes)
5 - Carly Smithsonlindonberg
4 - David Cookin up some rockin jams!
3 - Michael "Let's go outback tonight," and look more interested.
2 - Brooke 'N Wings - Is she an angel....or will she finally cover this Mr. Mister song!
1 - David A** whoopin' from Pops

Team Hasselhoff said...

i don't know what to think anymore...

11. ramielle
10. chickeze
9. kristy lee cook
8. amanda overmeyer
7. syesha
6. carly
5. michael johns
4. brooke
3. david cook
2. jason
1. david archuleta

Melissa Broadwell said...

11.
11.Kristy Lee
10.Ramielle
9.Amanda
8.Jason
7.Syesha
6.Chickezie
5.Brooke
4.David Cook
3.Michael
2.Carly
1.David

Team Shivers said...

11 - Christy Lee
10 - Ramiele
9- Chikezie
8 - Syesha
7 - Amanda
6 - Jason
5 - Carly
4 - Brooke
3 - Michael
2 - David Archleta
1 - David Cook

TJ Smith said...

1-michael J
2-david a
3-brooke white
4-jason castro
5-carly
6-david cook
7) chikezie
8) amanda
9) ramielle
10) syesha
11) kristy lee

The Indiananans said...

11-Kristy Lee Cook
10-Ramiele Malubay
9-Chikezie Eze
8-Syesha Mercado
7-Amanda Overmyer
6-Jason Castro
5-Michael Johns
4-David Cook
3-Carly Smithson
2-David Archuleta
1-Brooke White

Anonymous said...

11 - Amanda Overmyer
10 - Kristy Lee Cook
9 - Chikezie
8 - Ramiele Malubay
7 - Syesha Mercado
6 - Carly Smithson
5 - David Cook
4 - Brooke White
3 - Michael Johns
2 - David Archuleta
1 - Jason Castro

Leftcoaster said...

11 - ramiele
10- kristy lee
9 - chikezie
8 - amanda
7 - syesha
6- carly
5- michael
4 - brooke
3 - david c.
2 - jason
1 - david a.

Zebra Fight said...

11. Syesha
10. Ramiele
9. Kristy
8. Michael johns
7. chikieze
6. Amanda
5. carly
4. Jason
3. Brooke
2. David A
1. David C

Bessie Moo said...

Just walked in - walking right back out the door and haven't watched at all. Sorry!

11-Kristy
10-Amanda
9- Syesha
8- Chickezie
7- Ramiele
6- Michael J
5- Carly
4- Brooke
3- Jason Castro
2- David Archuleta
1- David Cook

I just don't know anymore...

Yo-Yo Dawg said...

11- Kristy Lee Cook
10- Chikezie
9- Ramiele
8-Jason Castro
7- David Cook
6-Amanda Overmyer
5-Brooke White
4-Syesha
3-Carly Smithson
2-David Archuleta
1- Michael Johns

R R said...

Yo-Yo Dog-
You have 6 days to pick for Tuesday night's show. Do we need to post the rules every week???

Bessie Moo said...

I STILL haven't watched the show. Probably won't get to until tomorrow.

As a result, who will Mr Commissioner steal all his clever jokes from if I haven't already written my blog? Hmmm.

Ah, just kidding!

IDOL said...

From the Paulatics who had no internet service until now but e-mailed their picks to the commissioner.

11. Kristy Lee Cook
10. Syesha
9. Ramiele
8. Amanda
7. Chikezie
6. Carly
5. Michael Johns
4. David Cook
3. Brooke White
2. Castro
1. Archie

profB said...

Paulatics = DQ'd!

Zebra Fight = now racist too!

prof B = The Decider

Seacrest Out! said...

Paulatics did not post? Wow! Bonus!

IDOL said...

From the New Last Place ...

11 Amanda Overmier
10 Kristy Lee Cook
9 Chikezie
8 Ramiele Malubay
7 Brooke White
6 Syesha Mercado
5 Michael Johns
4 Jason Castro
3 David Cook
2 David Archuleta
1 Carly Smithson