Monday, April 14, 2008

FINAL 7 - PP Picks

Time for the final 7 PP Picks. This is the last week before the PP Pick amounts double - so just rank the contestants 1-7 .

This is Mariah Carey week. That means that everyone will start the show being cute and respectable, then they will get a divorce, then they will turn into dirty hip-hop artists who wear clothes that are 4 sizes too small for them, then they will make lots of money from a record label - all while singing in whistle tones. It should be great. Good luck to the guys trying to find a Mariah Carey song to sing.

Here are your lucky contestants and the things they have in common with Mariah Carey ...

BROOKE WHITE
Curly hair (early Mariah)
Purity (early Mariah)
Huge earrings



JASON CASTRO
Smokes pot
Air-headedness
"Go with the Flow" attitude



CARLY SMITHSON
Big voice
Desperate




KRISTY LEE COOK
Nothing whatsoever





DAVID COOK
Likes to cover other people's songs
Chest hair



DAVID ARCHULETA
Parts of Mariah are the same age as David
Love of Butterflies



SYESHA MERCADO
Big smile
Racial Ambiguity






25 comments:

profB said...

Can't wait to hear who sings Touch My Body. Maybe all of the remaining contestants will be required to wear a tube top?

Klassy!

B

TJ Smith said...

Not to make anyone jealous but I was at the right place at the right time and saw Bo Bice at Chuck E Cheese in Franklin!! Crazy. I've waited 3 years to run into him in Nashville and who would have thought that Chuck E Cheese would be the place. I have to say though,it was a little hard imagining him singing "Whipping Post" as he was sitting in a toy bus. He was really nice and offered to take a picture with us and gave an autograph of course. However, he did seem a little nervous when I told him I still watched him sing "Drift Away" on TIVO from time to time. Nothing weird about that.

Julie Adkison said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!! I've always wanted to say that but nothing has ever quite applied! Until picturing Bo Bice nervously laughing as Mrs. IdolSmith stalks him throughout Chuck E. Cheese!! Oh, that makes my day! Any of you who don't know her - I highly recommend getting to know Mrs. IdolSmith!! She's a hoot!

Okay, after consulting Mr. SimonSays, I'll make the first stab:

7 Jason (sorry IdolSmiths, we just can't imagine him singing Mariah!)
6 Kristy
5 Brooke
4 Carly
3 Syesha
2 D. Cooke
1 Archuleta

Team Hasselhoff said...

7 Syesha
6 Carly
5 Kristy Lee
4 Jason
3 brooke
2 David A
1 David C

Zebra Fight said...

7. Kristy
6. Carly
5. Brooke
4. Syesha
3. Jason Castro
2. David Cook
1. David Archuleta

Leftcoaster said...

7 - kristy
6 - brooke
5 - syesha
4 - carly
3 - jason
2 - david c.
1 - david a.

Thaddeus Glapp said...

7-Kristy
6-Syesha
5-Jason
4-Carly
3-Brooke White
2-David Cook
1-David A.

profB said...

7- Kristy (get thee gone already!)
6- Jolene!- er- Carly
5- Jason C
4- Brooke
3- Syesha [good night, if she can't prosper on Mariah night . . .]
2- Dave Cook
1- David Arch.

R R said...

7 Brooke
6 Jason
5 Kristy
4 Carley
3 Syesha
2 Dave
1 David

Seacrest Out! said...

7 - Kristy
6 - Jason
5 - Carly
4 - Brooke
3 - Syesha
2 - David C.
1 - David A.

The Dahlgrens said...

7. kristy
6. brooke
5. syesha
4. Carly
3. Jason
2. David C
1. David A

TJ Smith said...

All Aboard the Mariah train...wreck....! Yikes, I'm scared! Someone wanted to torture us with slow, boring ballads tonight. I wonder how many times Randy will say something like "MMM, I don't know, that was just okay for me. I mean Dawg, when you take on Mariah you gotta bring it, I mean she's one of the best singers in the whole known world"..

Oh well, here's hoping that Jason makes the girls cry, swoon even..

Sure will miss Johnsie tonight..

7. Kristy
6. Carly
5. Syesha
4. Brooke
3. David C.
2. Jason
1. David A.

Amightywin! said...

7-Syesha
6-Kristy
5-Carly
4-Jason
3-Brooke
2-David Cook
1-David Archie

Unknown said...

7 Kristy
6 Carly
5 Jason
4 Syesha
3 Brooke
2 David A
1 David C

Melissa Broadwell said...

No, we didn't make picks last Tuesday...we didn't even get to watch the show...crazy! We'll have to do some catching up, so here goes nothing...

7. Kristy
6. Jason
5. Brooke
4. Syesha
3. Carly
2. David A.
1. David C.

Anonymous said...

7. Kristy Lee Cook
6. Carly Smithson
5. Brooke White
4. Jason Castro
3. Syesha Mercado
2. David Cook
1. David Archuleta

The Indiananans said...

7-Kristy
6-Syesha
5-Jason
4-Brooke
3-Carly
2-David
1-David

Yo-Yo Dawg said...

7- Krysit
6- Carly
5- Jason
4- Syesha
3- Brooke
2- DavidA
1- DavidC

Team Shivers said...

7-Kristy
6-Brooke
5-Carly
4-Jason
3-Syesha
2-David C.
1-David A.

Team Shivers said...

7-Kristy
6-Brooke
5-Carly
4-Jason
3-Syesha
2-David C.
1-David A.

The PaulaTics said...

7. Syesha
6. Carly
5. Brooke
4. Kristy
3. Castro
2. Cook
1. Archie

Bessie Moo said...

Ack! I didn't realize it was 7 already. I've been cooking dinner - late I might add because every kid in the neighborhood has been at my house. Ah, the perils of being a Stepford wife. (sarcasm, by the way. I'm a horrible housekeeper. Just ask JC. No wait, DON'T!)

7-Brooke
6-Carly
5-Kristy
4-Syesha
3-Jason
2-David C
1-David A

Unknown said...

I'll vouch for her. Bessie Mo is a horrible housekeeper.

Bessie Moo said...

Don't ask, don't tell, JC! I have my moments.

The Indiananans said...

5 - Syesha
4 - Brooke
3 - Jason
2 - David A.
1 - David C.