TOP 8 BOYS (Week 3)

We have made it to the final 8 guys. Rank them 1-8 giving 8 points to the person you think is MOST likely to be voted out.

Last week we had to say goodbye to Idon't Carrico and Jason Meager. Let us not forget the lessons we learned from these two guys. Jason taught us that a little skunk highlight in the front of your hair will make you stand out from the crowd long enough for the whole world to decide that they don't enjoy your performances. Robbie taught us that you are what you eat - and that is why he has been on a steady diet of rocks ever since he bought his Bret Michaels bandana starter kit and his wig. We will miss you guys. See you on the TV Guide channel.

Now onto the ones who didn't have to sing an embarrassing performance through a stiff upper lip minutes after getting rejected on Thursday. This week's comments feature a special 80's song suggestion from Mrs. Commissioner.

JACUZZI UZI
"Chikezie Like A Sunday Morning" - Lionel Richie
Based on the run of wardrobe choices Mr. Eze has made the past couple of weeks, this week he will probably be wearing parachute pants and a mesh tank top that says "Fresh" on it (written in diagonal cursive).

DANIELLE NORIGAYGA
"Careless Whisper" - Wham
I am actually surprised that Danny is the VFTW pick for the guys. I don't think he is that bad and although he seems to be a little over the top for some folks - I like that he doesn't take himself too seriously. He might actually deserve a spot in the final 12.

DAVID OSMONDLETA
"Crush On You" - Jets
The question now is what Archie would have to do to lose this competition. I mean, at this point he pretty much has it in the bag. He could totally come out and sing Cameo's Word Up! complete with the black leather pants and red cup over his crotch - and still make Paula snot herself.

DAVY COOKETT
"Armageddon It" - Def Leppard
Davy should do well this week. This is, after all, the decade that he seems to be stuck in vocally. Think of all of the Bon Jovi songs alone that this guy is probably salivating over. It would be cool, though, if he picked something totally random to show his "range" like Caribbean Queen.

DAVID HERMANDANCE
"Rhythm Is Gonna Get You" - Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine
We all knew Hernando had a good voice after hearing him in Hollywood. As long as he keeps singing the fun songs - he could sneak his way into the final 12 and then with all of the boring girl singers, he could last a few more weeks. But this week is crucial for him.

JASON CASTROVOLTA
"Red Red Wine" - Ub40
I predict that this will be Jason's worst performance so far - assuming he ditches his guitar like the judges asked him to. He might seem very uncomfortable. Randy will say, "It just wasn't you, dawg." Simon will suggest bringing his guitar back. Paula will say something nonsensical. (At least one of those will be true)

LUCKY NARDS
"Footloose" - Kenny Loggins
None of the ladies in this league are owning up to the reason that Luke has made it this far. Is is his munchkin-like voice? Is it his stilted performance moves? Is it his constant five o'clock shadow? Whatever it is, I guarantee you that there aren't thousands of males dialing his number. He is SO the Antonella Barba of this year.

OUTBACK JOHNS
"New Sensation" - INXS
Every time I watch Aussie Aussborn perform I think ...
"He is really good ... He will make it big with a band someday ... I wonder what we have for dessert ... Did the kids do their homework? ... Paula looks high ... Yeah, an ice cream sandwich sounds nice ... Oh, he's done singing. He is really good." You know who else is good? Thousands of people. Nobody is going to care enough to vote him through all the way if he keeps just dialing in decent performances. He probably doesn't care, though. He has already done what he came here to do.