Monday, March 24, 2008

FINAL 10 - PP Picks

Time for the PP Picks. Rank these contestants 1-10 giving 10 points to the person you think is MOST likely to be voted off. Leave your pick as a comment to this post.

While talking about rules, you all should know that I received a bunch of complaints from whiny babies last week about people submitting their picks late. Here is how I see it - there is a special layer of hell reserved for people who would try to cheat at Fantasy American Idol. That being said, I guess it is worth saying that you NEED to have your picks in BEFORE showtime in CST.

Here are two things I will do to fix this situation ...

1. I reserve the right to give a 5 point deduction for late picks, to not take them at all or to take them with no penalty.
2. I now give Sanjaya Rocks the position of "Enforcer". Really all that means is that if you submit late picks, I give the Enforcer permission to tear you apart with his comments - kind of like a Comedy Central roast. He might not let up until you cry. So be warned.

As for the competition, who knows what to think anymore. The only thing we can know for sure is that Paula will speak complete nonsense the next couple of nights. Sometimes I am grateful I am not sitting next to a loaded pistol when I watch her try to get her "thoughts" out on TV.

This week, I found pictures of celebrities that would surely star in the made-for-TV after school special show about this year's top 10. I also listed some interesting items you might find requested in their riders on the American Idol Season 7 tour.

DAVID ARCHULETA

Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum
Framed Picture of Joseph Smith
Glass Case to store Star Search trophy in
High School Musical DVDs
Puberty


RAMIELE MALUBAY

Hair gel
Hair spray
Hair brush
Platform Shoes
Danny Noriega


DAVID COOK

Full Length Mirror
Vanity Mirror
Hand Mirror
Mel Bay's book of Guitar Chords
A bust of Lionel Richie



CARLY SMITHSON

Temporary Tattoos
Copy of Heart's Little Queen CD
One box of Lucky Charms
Case of Guinness
A Personality


JASON CASTRO

Cheap guitar
Weed
Cheetos
*no showers needed





SYESHA MERCADO

Tempest Bledsoe's stylist
50 Headshots of herself
Vegetable Tray
220V outlet for her hair dryer





MICHAEL JOHNS

Bullwhip
Shrimp on the Barbie
Case of Fosters
Door-size poster of Nicole Kidman
Dignity


BROOKE WHITE

Toothbrush
Huge Earrings
Framed Picture of Joseph Smith
Any Rated R movies you can find



CHIKEZIE EZE

Cowboy Hat
Chaps
Spurs
Burger King's Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

KRISTY LEE COOK

Lorrie Morgan CDs
A death threat letter from David Hernandez
A thank you note from Amanda Overmyer
Performance Skills

22 comments:

Thaddeus Glapp said...

10-Kristy Lee Cook
9-Chikezie
8-Ramiele Malubay
7-Jason Castro
6-Syesha Mercado
5-Brooke White
4-Michael Johns
3-Carly Smithson
2-David Archuleta
1-David Cook

Team Hasselhoff said...

we keep saying we need to take risks and shake things up, but we have to hope once more that kristy lee is going home.

10 kristy lee
9 ramiele
8 syesha
7 chikezie
6 carly
5 brooke
4 michael
3 david
2 jason
1 david

profB said...

Yes--make it stop. She is the new Sanjaya.

Still lmao at the Commish's descriptions this week. Aren't we clever?

10- Kristy Lee
9- Ramiele
8- Chikeze
7- Carly
6- Michael
5- Jason C
4- Syesha
3- Brooke
2- David Cook
1- David Arch.

The Dahlgrens said...

10. Kristy
9. Syesha
8. Chickeze
7. Ramielle
6. Michael
5. Carly
4. Brooke
3. Jason
2. David Cook
1. David A.

Amightywin! said...

Amightywinn says....

10-Christy (get her outta here)
9-Chekezie
8-Ramele
7-Syesha
6-Carly
5-Michael
4-Brooke
3-Jason
2-David cook
1-David Archie

Julie Adkison said...

10 Ramiele
09 Kristy Lee
08 Syesha
07 Castro
06 Chikeze
05 David Cook
04 Michael Johns
03 Carly
02 Brooke
01 Archie

R R said...

10-Kristy Lee Cook
9-Ramiele Malubay
8-Chikezie
7-Jason Castro
6-Brooke White
5-Syesha Mercado
4-Carly Smithson
3-Michael Johns
2-David Archuleta
1-David Cook

Anonymous said...

10. Kristy Lee Cook
9. Chikeze
8. Carly Smithson
7. Ramielle Malubay
6. Syesha Mercado
5. Brooke White
4. Michael Johns
3. David Cook
2. Jason Castro
1. David Archuleta

Unknown said...

10 Kristy Lee Cook
9 Ramiele
8 Chikezie
7 Carly Smithson
6 Brooke White
5 Syesha Mercado
4 Jason Castro
3 David Cook
2 Michael Johns
1 David Archuleta

Leftcoaster said...

10 - kristy lee
9 - ramiele
8 - chikezie
7 - syesha
6 - carly
5 - michael
4 - brooke
3 - david c.
2 - jason
1 - david a.

someone better write a real song for this year's finale... last year's song sucked.

Seacrest Out! said...

10-Kristy Lee Cook
9-Ramiele Malubay
8-Chikezie
7-Jason Castro
6-Carly Smithson
5-Syesha Mercado
4-Brooke White
3-Michael Johns
2-David Cook
1-David Archuleta

Seacrest Out! said...
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R R said...

I heard that the guy that won the song writing contest last year is going to write with David Foster and Diane Warren this year. Is that true?

profB said...

I heard that he was working on something for Sanjaya's record. Read that online somewhere.

Melissa Broadwell said...

10-kristy
9.Ramielle
8.Chickezie
7.Siesha
6.Jason Castro
5.David Cook
4.Brooke
3.Carly
2.Michael
1.David Archuleta

Team Shivers said...

10. Kristy
9. Chikezie
8. Ramielle
7. Brooke
6. Carly
5. Jason
4. Syesha
3. Michael
2. David C.
1. David A.

TJ Smith said...

10. Ramielle
9. Kristy
8. Chikezie
7. Syesha
6. Carly
5. David Cook
4. Brooke
3. Jason
2. David A
1. Michael

So, just to get this straight...if you wear dreadlocks then you must also wear pachouli and smoke weed??! Come on now! Let's not judge a book by its cover..On your internet searches, have you not found out that Jason plays his cheap guitar in church?! Check out YouTube and hear him singing a Brandon Heath song "I'm not who I was".. (Hey, Mon, I'm not a fan or anything, just needed to rightly represent...)

Yo-Yo Dawg said...

10-Kristy Lee
9- Ramiele
8-Syesha
7- Chikezie
6-Brooke
5-Jason Castro
4-David Cook
3-Carly
2-Michael
1-David A.

Zebra Fight said...

10. Kristy Lee Cook
9. Ramiele
8. Carly
7. Chikieze
6. Syesha
5. Jason Castro
4. Michael Johns
3. Brooke White
2. David Cook
1. David Archuleta

The PaulaTics said...

10. KL COOK
9. Ramiele
8. Chikezie
7. Syesha
6. Carly
5. Michael Johns
4. Brooke
3. Castro
2. David Cook
1. Archie

Bessie Moo said...

10-Chikezie
9- Kristy Lee
8- Ramiele
7- Carly
6- Syesha
5- Michael Johns
4- Brooke White
3- David Cook
2- Jason Castro
1- David Archuleta

Whew! Just in the nick of time! I'm on the east coast... and have no idea what genre they're singing, etc. As long as it's not The Beatles...

Peace!

IDOL said...

For the ENFORCER,

These picks were e-mailed to me Tuesday night at 6:19 PM CST

The Indiananans ...


10 - Ramielle
9 - Kristy Lee
8 - Chikezie
7 - Michael
6 - Syesha
5 - Jason
4 - Brooke
3 - David Cook
2 - Carly
1 - David Archuleta